with a coat on that has a bunch of pockets and sits at the bar. The bar tender asks him what all the pockets are for. Without saying anything the reaches into each one and pulls out a piano, a bench, sheet music and from the last one a who sits at the piano and starts playing music. The bartender is amazed and asks where this came from. The guy replies he found a in a bottle, had one wish granted and left the bottle outside. The bartender rushed outside, finds the bottle and out comes a who says he’ll one wish. The bartender quickly wishes for one hundred million bucks. The grants his wish and disappears back into the bottle. Suddenly the sky gets dark and a hundred million ducks fly over head. The bartender runs into the bar and yells at the “you didn’t tell me he was hard of hearing.” The replies “do you honestly think I wished for a nine inch pianist?”