A sticks his head out, and it isn't you. The strange sexy women in Bismarck Arkansas says he hasn't heard of anyone by that name, knows everyone on the dock and nobody fits that description. Screeching. Flowers hurled into the water. Within days there's a website or a blog with your name on it, saying what a cruel lying evil vicious immature loser women hating bitch you are, and ugly and a lousy lover to boot. The relationship dies in weeks, but the weblife of her victimhood, appeals for sympathy, tears and hatred goes on for months. Meanwhile you go over to your neighbor's boat and while you're sharing a controlled substance, you mention, 'thanks for covering for me, bro' 'what are friends for?' The next full. You're feeling weak. You don't know why you feel guilty, so maybe you are somewhat to blame, somehow. You write to her website. You tell her you are sorry she's upset and you she's OK. She writes back and says that's silly, she has a wonderful life, better than ever and completely over you. You write saying you're glad that's so. She writes you and tells you she's lonely. You tell her she won't be alone very and you she meets someone nice (and fleet footed). She tells you you're sweet and it's so silly that we don't each other because of a misunderstanding. So which boat DO you live in, anyway? Dear -: Please cancel my account. Reason: My need to dwell in relative safety on this planet Thank You Once a woman hired a private detective to find me. don't laugh. It can happen to you.