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blah blah blah, I'm super duper cool & love . boom. I'm NOT submitting this post to Harvard or Yale in the hopes of having it corrected and analyzed for spelling and grammar errors, so please ignore those mistakes cause I'm writing it on my and I'm not proofreading or wondering if it sounds like it makes sense and/or without errors, so zip it peeps! My post got flagged, I don't know if it was a dude who felt I was hating on them for being stupid asses for posting shit like "any girl down to fuck and smoke a bowl and make me tacos after cause that would be awesome!"...I don't know why dudes read this section, so if you're a dude, either you're gay, which there's nothing wrong with, just come out of the closet already if you haven't, and yes, I'm a toooootal cutie but ain't mah thing ! OR, you're super duper insecure and you're comparing yourself with what the other dudes say, in which case I get why you flagged me, cause I just flat out rule and you simply can't compare wit diiiiiis! Ohhhhh I you dudes, just chillax! And it down with your posts MAYNE! don't get me wrong, I do get a good "lol" from reading your stuff, so continue being dbags cause I find it hilarious! Maaaaaaaybe it was a lady who flagged me also, you know, those types who I wrote about that say things like "looking for a good, man, who wants to talk and be polite, and of course wants to get married very soon and pump a in me within a week so we can start our life together and go to Home Depot to pick out things for our new life together, which I'm looking to do ASAP! please be tall, super buff, make AT LEAST 120,00 a year, cause I don't want no losers, so be a doctor or a man in uniform and/or a prince of some country, cause I got standards ya know!". bageezus ladies! Still think those are worse than the dudes cause they are ridonkulously delusional...I mean see seriously....you're high standards are making it so only Prince , or the GODDAMN to be the only dudes who fit that effin description! And I don't know for sure, but I think them duders don't need to be strolling through to find a lady...so you girls also, it doooooooown a notch!..you may also want to see some or be checked in at the nutty house cause yous kuuuraizyyy! And last section that may have flagged me, the BBW'S, as you like to your self's, and the Trannies....OK...my original post I guess made it seem like I disliked bbws or something, which was tooooootally not what I was saying...all I was saying is that if you classify yourself as a BBW, that's good cause you wanna be up front, but don't follow that little disclaimer with "if you don't like bbws then go fuck yourself and die of aids you asshole!"...geeeeeez bigger ladies, don't make out peeps to be effin heartless bastards IF they aren't into bbws, its not like its anyone else is to blame that you're a bbw, and im not one to judge, like effin ever...BUT, you me a doucher who should burn in hell with effin , then best believe I will judge yo ayaz for being an insecure biatch...seriously....relaaaaaaaax...and the trannies, again, OK if you're a tranny, do as you please and.be who you are, but don't pass yourself as a woman and then get mad when the dude who you're talking to finds out and decides not to continue talking...I mean goddamn, that dude who finds out may need fucking afterwards and start questioning their sexuality and next thing you know he becomes a tranny then starts selling himself on the corner cause his life got shattered and ends up in some Bangkok bar, working with other trannies and living in a shack with some old Asian landlords who always harass him for his rent and errrrrrthing, just cause you tricked him....OK..maybe that's going a little far, but you get the effin point! But I don't hate on any of you personally, just on a select few who are total dumbasses to the 3rd power, and I love you all! And loves you too!...ohhhh I kid about part...I have a brother named ...I don't think he loves you cause I don't think he knows you...so Yea...just me that loves you...and I love skittles and bears and wall e too...so I'm a loving sumbitch! If you want to message me to say "what's up homie g!", or "fuck you and die asshole, or "I got screwed by a tranny and now I'm all fucked up!", please do so cause I'm bored, obviously! I didn't want to write anything but here I am, writing a goddamn essay up in dis piece! And I'm preeeetty sure I came off as a jackass or inarticulate douchbag...if so, them fuck yeah I fit in with 90% of the peeps!! Yaaaay!! WRITE YOUR FAVORITE IN THE SUBJECT OF THE PUUULEEEEAZE, so I know.you're not an effin robot asshole who just wants to annoy fellow peeps cause they're bored and their master doesn't let them express feelings cause they're just robots! Yea I said it, you're nothing but pieces of metal without a soul!!!...unless you're Wall E, in which cause you're cool and be free! I don't know what the effin eff I wrote, but I'm tired and have some twizzlers that need my attention right about now...so Yea...black power!. PS: I'm not black...I just think that sounded cool when I wrote the black power thing...but I have family members that are part black...so its toooootally cool my fellow black peeps, you guys rule, and I rule, so we good!
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