I married my wife right out of high school. I was 19, she was 18. We both went to college, but it was understood that I would be amateur wants hot sex the breadwinner and she would stay home and raise the and maintain the household. At the time, we were both very athletic. I was on the swim team, and she was on the volleyball team. She had a very athletic body and took very good care of herself. Fast forward 10 years, and the athletic girl I married is gone. She's ballooned into a -pound beast, who sits around eating ice cream all day while I go out and earn all the money to maintain our lifestyle. I still have the same body I had in college, since I work out all the time and eat. Even worse, she doesn't do any housework anymore and insists that we hire a maid to come in once a week to clean the house. Also, we no longer have sex. Unless you count the biweekly handjob I get while she stares at the tv and asks if I'm finished. Should I just go out and get a mistress? Should I end the whole thing and file for divorce? Or maybe some sort of murder-suicide thing? Help me out here.