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  Hey there,
  I have never posted an ad like this before, (always thought they made people look desperate, and didn't want to ruin my "rep." haha.) so bare with me.
  I am 6ft tall with rippling biceps, rock hard abs, and flowing blonde hair. I love to give foot massages and back rubs. I like to cuddle and watch "Girly" movies. I like to hear about everything that has happened during your day and talk long into the night, even if I have to be up at the crack of dawn the next morning <3. I know how to mix all kinds of girly drinks, and I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to go clubbing with my girl's friends.
  Yeah.. if that were the case I don't think I would be here, doing this.. being a loser. :'( tear.
  I am a 5'6" medium build (160 Lb.) with a job that keeps me from having much of a social life.. and quite honestly, I'm lonesome. :(
  Most of my friends are either married, or too busy with work for social outings. Which, unfortunately for me, kinda cuts back on the networking opportunities.
  Boo-frickity-Hoo tho right?
  Like all the other ads here, I like the outdoors. I know, not exactly "whooing" the ladies with that one.. I just really like to kayak. I mean, I like it, I like it a lot. It revs my engine.
  I like to be stupid.
  I like to do stupid stuff.
  I like to HAVE FUN NO MATTER WHAT. I put this in capital letters, because I really do like to have fun no matter what. Just throwing in some emphasis on the funnage there..
  I can be serious as well. Don't think I'm just some immature dummy.. cause.. well.. I CAN BE SERIOUS. lol
  If you are still reading this, Kudos. There will be a test at the end, so hope you are paying attention.
  I have also disabled your ability to scroll up and re-read any of this ad, so eat it.
  I ain't no nerd, even tho you could have sworn I was. ( bet no one will get that..) And by this, I mean I do not play video games. :-o I know right?
  I would love to meet someone I can take to fun Fall things.. such as corn mazes, movies, hiking, corn mazes, movies, fishing, movies.... okay so there isn't a lot to do during the Fall.. but I like Fall, so eat it.
  I'm just looking for friendship with a possibility of going further. But if nothing else, just someone to hang out with would be pretty wicked sweet.
  If I sound interesting to you and you would like to find out more, "hit me up" as they all say.. or you could just send me an e-mail, that works too.
  Your picture gets mine. And I'll go ahead and say "You're Welcome" in advance for the eye candy you will receive. Trust me, I'm so darn cute I can barely keep my dog off of me.. she goes absolutely nuts. Oh, yea. I like animals too..
  TEST TIME: Whip out your griddles. Okay, In the subject line, write something reallly funny so I know you are real. Hey, I never said it was a cumulative test... just a test.. to see how funny you are.. because I'm stupid... Ahem..
  Anyways.. Make me laugh like a little school girl. The more I laugh, the faster I'll reply, and the faster you can receive your eyeball gift ;) (a picture of me, duh.)

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