Bad idea. don't do it. No. You're already creating handles dedicated to the guy. You'll succeed at looking like the "Crazy lover of MH" if you go through with this scheme. The sort of "crazy lover" that's the subject of restraining orders., give the relationship some time to develop normally.

basiy, if you really want to get rid of it right away, you're looking at parceling it out to friends and neighbors, or giving it to a soup kitchen with facilities to cook fresh food. Or if you know anybody who does personal cheffing or catering, you can ask them if they can use it. Ribs, wings and stuff made from hamburger are all good potluck food. Ribs and wings you can basiy cook along the same idea: decide what spice rub or marinade you want to use, soak 'em in it, then roast in the oven. Hamburger can be turned into meatballs for pasta and whatnot, goulash, meat pies and so on.