The first day she packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. The second day, she had the movers collect her things. The third day, she sat a beautiful Kingston swinger fit nubian queen for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of water. When finished she went into each room and put a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She cleaned the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were everywhere. Exterminators set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped visiting. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their s. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife ed the and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home. And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!! I A HAPPY ENDING, don't YOU?